Whats in a tip?

My wife recently went with a friend,

Dinner out,

The friend had a gift card,

Fifty dollar’s gift card,

Name resteraunt can not recal,

Brain dammage odd thing,

Oh shoot I recal Olive Garden,

Macon,Georgia,

My wife and I met Sherry and a young server there,

I had given the young man fifty dollars from mom,

Joseph was that his name?

Do not recal TBI,

Sherry and Benda had a good meal,

Some places add fifteen percent to bill,

Brenda was raised a buck was a tip,

Servers make very little,

Management figure if they excell their tips will ring true!

Not if everyone were under assumption servers make eight or nine bucks an hour,

Tip a buck,

Most I ever made at McDonalds was seven fifty as Swing Shift manager,

Now crew at Mc Donalds start at eleven,

My own mom and dad would tip a buck a piece,

If that’s all one have pennies something,

Sherry incisted on paying the tip,

My wives heart was in the right place,

I would have said just about what waiters make.

Sherry gave Cherry the waitress twenty,

I’m sure it made Sherries week,

Maybe month,

Most people don’t tip,

I delievered in Virginia Dominoes large orders no tip.

Five fifty an hour, my car,gas and insurance,

Now since March everyone uses Covid a crappy ass excuse,

Thanks to all the Cherries in the world,

Butthose that don’t tip will not,

That’s how things just are

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