My wife recently went with a friend,
The friend had a gift card,
Fifty dollar’s gift card,
Name resteraunt can not recal,
Brain dammage odd thing,
Oh shoot I recal Olive Garden,
My wife and I met Sherry and a young server there,
I had given the young man fifty dollars from mom,
Joseph was that his name?
Do not recal TBI,
Sherry and Benda had a good meal,
Some places add fifteen percent to bill,
Brenda was raised a buck was a tip,
Servers make very little,
Management figure if they excell their tips will ring true!
Not if everyone were under assumption servers make eight or nine bucks an hour,
Tip a buck,
Most I ever made at McDonalds was seven fifty as Swing Shift manager,
Now crew at Mc Donalds start at eleven,
My own mom and dad would tip a buck a piece,
If that’s all one have pennies something,
Sherry incisted on paying the tip,
My wives heart was in the right place,
I would have said just about what waiters make.
Sherry gave Cherry the waitress twenty,
I’m sure it made Sherries week,
Most people don’t tip,
I delievered in Virginia Dominoes large orders no tip.
Five fifty an hour, my car,gas and insurance,
Now since March everyone uses Covid a crappy ass excuse,
Thanks to all the Cherries in the world,
Butthose that don’t tip will not,
That’s how things just are