Conversations R better

Munching, Chocolate, Best thing I found for chatting is! Masturbating, My friend depressed, Chatted away, Funny shes complains when she ketches me eating, If I move noisily I’m heard, But my vibrator beating my clit, Unaudible, Its not exactly where it needs to be, Like Tim Allen might think, And I agree, Scotty on the

Alarming sound

Bewildering scary, Noise, Nothing seen, Kittens innocent, Still noise bewildered me, Whatever could it be? Panic set in, Every nerve arosed, Something pink, In din of morning, Oh shit! Whats that noise! Duh! No way! Found it! This would never had happened if that little tool had a switch, Or I had a drawer, I