Bathroom Mission

It’s the Sh#ts, Your mission should you accept it is to be productive, When you try its not enough, Like real Estate, Location, Location, Location, Position yourself in front of seat, Bare down like forcing an elephant through a key hole, I make a hideous face, Real SATISFACTION Comes, What a wonderful feeling it is,

Shower

Shower curtain flips, Kitties go in, Slip and slide, Some leave a gift, .Brown, .. .Smelly, .I think the shower scares them, Slipping and slidding, .Wish they would not leave Pooh, But i can remove it, .. .Still,