Fart

Funny farts are always, Whether five to death, You know I’m right, This morning I accidently farted by Patsy, She’s eighty eight if a day, I laughed, Patsy pretended she was shocked! Hate liars, Nearly as much as ex-neighbors who read me, Religiously, Funny is funny!

What’s funny for me,

Might not be your fortè, Like the old saying what’s good for the goose might not be good for the gander!’ Dad use to say ‘That might not float your boat?’ Silly things make me smile, Watching people react. Animals being sweet touch me deeply, Seeing wildlife alive, It angers me animals dead left to

Cybill

Better then Friends, Laughs still make me chuckle, Friends never made me grin, Never cared for straight buddy frivolity, Cheers was more humourous but not as good as Cosby, Evening Shade was good clean fun, Dave’s world was funnier and also better the friends, Cybill Is still a hoot, And lets face it hubba hubba!

Repelling

Jumping, Have you ever watch a cat, Teddi dangles a paw, Whether its for courage or to size up the jump, Then with perfect accuracy, Leaps with grace and agility, Sophie does it very seldomly like she has regressed into that okady of the silver screen I envision her as when a kitten, Grey calico’s

What a card?

Must be male, Can’t wait to shove cat food all over the floor, My spell check starts the wrong word before I’m done, What a card use to refer to a joker, Not in a deck, A person who imagined what they did was humorous, Things dad did were funny older on life only to

The legend of five

Movie on tubi About five youths, A few of JK Rowlings original distorter reside in the folds of his media piece, Like Harry Potter’s mirror, And when they sank also from the first Potter, The message was good, Good and true, There was a miss understood giant, Some called monster, Five not friends youths become

Gentle rain

Maybe spring has come, Then flowers às colorful as the merchandiser at be Walmart yesterday morning, Shocking pink, Loud annoying pink, I often pictured people who put product on shelves as businesslike, The reason they are doing their job is to move product, Loud pink shirt was not silent, Loud hot pink shouts, Loud pink

Poor & Pathedic

Rammed doen our throats last year, Call government number, Check to see what ever Pathedic & pathedic Uncle Sam offered to poor Uncle Sam never cared we hated poverty, No gave money to.assist us not being poor, I finally called that number, No one told me when Pat Z dragged me to Ass Wipe Iowa

Time to dye

Didn’t even inquire, Automaticly given, Senior citizen meal, After spaghetti was asked choice of dessert, I said lemon pie, Wish I gad taken the tapioca, The pie was Frozen crap, The waitress said you know the pie doesn’t come with meal, I’m sixty -four, It’s like old thing, Taped to my forehead. Time to dye.

Fashion statement,

Sign of the times, Pajama pants are not attractive, Never meant to be worn outside, Would you wear a teddy, With a slit were material covering your bottom should be? Years ago working at Mt Rushmore, Sturgeon Motorcycle week was on, A guy in no back chaps was in food service briefly, It was not