Get this

Going on five crappyass months no phone service! One mad phone call cheek lammated to front window, Once in front of my trailer new front window, Once driving round park(mobile home that is trailer allows reader the assumption mobile homes move! There are no wheels in Iowa by law removes wheels.) One night in the

FaceBook

Still recommend, Only we know why we talk to someone , I firmly believe FaceBook believes life is a dating place, How many times have strange men wanted to be your friend, Every man seem to have just one insane line, You”re so beautiful! Terrific smile, They all have one daughter and their wives dead,

Given

When things are bestowed upon you its a gift right? Is that an obligation? Can the giver two years later call you up and use that gift? Instead of going and buying g what they need? They never at anytime said ‘Here this box of art supplies until in case in the future I might

Want quarter back

Read yesterday about Green Bay Packers, Quarterback will pay price of shitty players, Funny sad how life imitates a game, Shitty play quarter leaves, Shitty cell company small business suffers, For me the Internet’s more then Facebook, Its connection to my platform, A job, A selling place, Not a dating site, Not a jibber jabber

Age doesn’t matter

Yesterday I asked if Iowa has a national Out Day, A lesbian more out than me, Ask me what LGBT is, That’s all I was taught to tell about our community, Lesbian Gay Bi Transgendered, I felt dumb, It’s nice training show that that Chester and I were tucked out, Two words were together and

Stunned

I know there’s nothing wrong in my humor, When I look at people’s pages that friend me I go that’s not funny! You might look cool or be on my birthday sign that’s not a selling point, I want to see how people think, I want to see what they think is funny, I want

Best name ever for a TV show

‘Funny things people do!’ There are many layers of humor, Slapstick is one, Humor is priceless, Today I was told that because of someone I befriended, A friend told me I had pasted along that the friend had suggested to me I was being used, I am no dummy, I know when I’m being taken,

You know its hot when?

Sitting nude is not cool, Windows open, Fans in, Fan on, Kitten is trying to break into new small fan, And is ok with getting squirted, You open a cat food can for mother cat, Momma cat is chill to sharing with kitten not hers, Kitten of two years Keeps bothering plastic bag I brought

FB is screwed up

I’m driving tomorrow, A friend try to give me $20 vie Facebook, They have Never Ever had my bank information, Still! Still they tell me and my zip is Wrong! Who the Hell do they think they are! Who fo the hell Are they?

List

Friending new people is easy, Its like fishing or Selling, Some you will like for eternity, Some till they open their mouth, But boy howdy if the first words out R, I saw your name on a list I git $370.000 I never have to repay, That makes as much sense as giving everyone who