Worst hide and go seek player in the world

A calico cat, Last name Martin, First name I never ask fast enough to hear, Just entering the bathroom, Not near the cupboard under the sink, Like a whirling durbish, Minus the whirl, Or the durbish kitty is past me and further into my mobile home, Whirling Durbish is a man of god, They are

Penny the energizer bunny,

Works from 7pm-3 am, Use to before last summer work a sixty hour week, Disabilied, Worked five years at Mercy One on cane in Waterloo,Iowa,forty miles from home, Secretary ER, Never had a break, Hurts to stand, Hurts to walk, No heat at home for two years, No Furnace, Northern Iowa, Two years, Worked there

When I was fifty-six

Standing on the threshold of forty-seven, My entire world was like Jenga, You know the game like giant pixie sticks pull out the wrong one and you are doomed, Mom and I were watching TV, I on the floor at moms feet with Patches, Patches was an orange cat, Patches arrived at my cat hostel

Do you a jibber Jabber?

Did you come out late in life? Did you date the wrong sex to please those near and dear to you? Was that toxic to you? People will never get born Gay it wasn’t a choice like what Cologne you wanted to wear to fit in! Have you always tried to please those you loved?

DMC Client Update

Since the little creeps at Verizon yesterday, While I sat four miles outside of town they took it upon them selves to download DisneyPlus and PlutoPlus to my crappyass verizon phone, Now verizon continues to tell me there isn’t enough space for them to update, Would have been swell if they left me alone, What

Six seventeen am,

Five bars, Verizon’s warp sense of fun, Going to change to Penny’s phone when I can, Shit, Bars are all gone! Like screwed up humor, Now the littlest bar, I hate US Cellar withdrew it money can’t pay them for their crappy phones that I can not afford and eat, I miss them, I miss

No bars

Phone talk, My generation was never taught, No bars to children of the fifties,sixties to two thousand meant ‘No Bars!’ Like in Texas where you left towns to buy Beer! Now no bars means for me in Quasqueton,Iowa No internet! No phone! Unless I’m dying!its 341 am, My cell phone has spent hours trying to

November but still February temperature

Historic chill in northern Iowa air, Unnormal ten degrees low, Months early deep freeze, No surprise last three years our winters have gotten worse, An oozing injury and a government puts a small bandaid on global warming, Two nineteen food stamps, Fuck that! Last month I had eleven dollars, Wasn’t going to use their money

Penni on fridge

At 3 this morning, After locking the gang in my bedroom, Not locking the door persay, In actuality simply closing it, Cats are like children, Make their world smaller by blocking there leaving, The kitties will all consintrate on opening the door, Leaving no time to wreck havoc! I open my door, There was my

Want quarter back

Read yesterday about Green Bay Packers, Quarterback will pay price of shitty players, Funny sad how life imitates a game, Shitty play quarter leaves, Shitty cell company small business suffers, For me the Internet’s more then Facebook, Its connection to my platform, A job, A selling place, Not a dating site, Not a jibber jabber