What the flock?

All the trees in Winneshiek County,

Loaded with snow,

When I was a kid we sprayed our Christmas tree with stuff called Flock,

When my sisters husbands parents were just a rating out,

As pig farmers they erred,

Flocked their pine out doors,

Tree went in and came real fast,

Do you know why?

Tree smelt like pigs,

I still think its humorous,

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