Mom’s was very old and blue,
I used it several times during my youth,
Used it right,
Used it stupidly,
Did a police only chest,
I was unclear about a mustard plaster,
Did you know it doesn’t go on your chest,
The plaster goes on a bit of wool then on your chest,
Without the wool you too will get literately burned,
I got perfectly round blisters on my chest,
Every place I burnt it blistered,
Then you betcha those blisters scared,
I told mom,
Mom just shook her head,
Did you put the plaster on top on the wool?
Nooooo! I said!
Stupid me!