Not in forty-five years

Not in thirty-seven years have I worn a skirt,

Not in a year loaned my car to an ungrateful sod

Not in two years have I seen my youngest nephews Dan and Craig Mathis of Waukon Iowa,

Not in twelve years has a dog been a part of my family,

Not ever did I date a man,

Not in forty-five years did I wash my wallet,

But I did yesterday,

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