When a phone call says

Don’t call will be sleeping,

Been awake since four am,

You have just fallen to sleep,

Kitten on your chest,

Ring, Ring,Ring,

You are told its in convenient for her you sleep,

Their life is in the crapper,

You say sorry,

What else can you say,

You are told if you are awake to call her,

I woke at four thirty,

My oldest cat was calling,

Trapped in kitty kennel all night,

Started load of wash,

Then prunes wanted out,

Seven thirteen am time to rise again and go,

Not once did I rise and call Florida,

Ceila told me I was being inconsiderate gone all the time,

I said one Saturday a week,

This woman literately sleeos all day,

Life is too short,

Sleep is needed,

Not alife time,