Ok,
Okay!
When I went to Unlimited internet it cost extra,
Okay,
Okay!
Then when I no longer needed unlimited signs were still in windows,
Thirty dollars Innlimited access per line,
Okay,
Okay!
Then when I no longer needed it,
No longer wanted it on two phones,
I was told you can not have it one and not the other,
Crap!
So I had a phone turned off,
Still paying on the phone,
Not using it,
Tried to sell it back to crappy ass US celluar,
They said its only worth fifteen dollars,
But I owe ninety-nine on it,
Their commercial are a,
Cover your ears if not wanting to read me swear,
US Crappy Celluar are fuckers,
Their Commercial says they will work with you if bill paying is hard,
Liars,Fuckers,
They tell me in order to keep my phone off I have to tell them every month to keep it off,
An operator tells me my phone was shut off for five months
My bill one month was seventy-seven,
Next month they US Crappy Ass Celluar added taxes Feb 2022 was $89,
FB or two months the same,
Bill for May with one phone off,
Off phone and used phone was $176.
I paid $100 wrote on the envelope,
Checked the box for message on the back,
I live on $900/month,
I owe $76,
Every day I get reminded I owe them for a phone no data was used,
I’m going to change companies,
T-Mobile will buy my two phones and i’ll use them,
My reception in a metal mobile home sucks,
I’m like that gay guy who walked around America asking can you hear me now,
Except I’m a lesbian butch,
No idea my charge for this month fur heat and electric,
Who are you with,
Alliant Energy and USCelluar equal in their crappiness,
Uncle Sam to uf all government grants for solar and new windows miss American”s poor.
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