Why do you suppose,
Ladies see might attract friends,
No mom or dad gave her porn star name,
Yet over last week at least six,
Women Not lesbians have hit me up,
Friend me my name is lets say,
Pole Dancing C***,
Why is it these women think this might attract a lesbian?
Women with a clue,
Trust me it is more fun dating a lesbian then a bi,
Leave your porn names at home,
I have a friend named Fancy,
Darn if I can recall her last name,
But that’s a relive name.
Well guess I’ll watch a movie on tubie and no eat yogurt,
Arose to call a friend,
Two eighteen am the twenty-nineth,
One more day until May,
Truth be told I am more like to friend,
Or a Norma,
Or a Fred,
Good honest monicurs,
A monicurs your John Hancock!