Theodora Mouse Heike

I knew she was,

But like a miracle I had not seen,

Today there she was,

Standing Tall,

Tall is a word from the nineties means proud,

Tall, actually covering poop,

Must have learned that from dear ole mom,

Kittens don’t,

Black doesn’t,

Sophie neither,

Only one in my distinguished cat family covers evidence they had called me this way!

And yes Dr.Tebbinton formally if Luther College that is in one breathe,

I see it now Teddy the international spy,

Covering any sign of evidence that might lead to her arrest,

Funny stuff,

Teddy has been known to clear rooms with silent farts,

I’m still proud of her,

Proof being disappointed in her worked too.

Yelled,I’m a yeller that was my only defence against my narcississitic half sister,

Rather done an Indiana Jones from first movie on her,

You know took out a gun,

Then took her out,

Why is it that it was easier to believe Diana Dudley’s lies then the truth,

If I had been the bully I had been painted to be,

I would have beaten the shit out of her,

Dropped her corpse in William Ferring’s sink hole.

She Diana would have been gone for good.

Next time,

Next time!