A lucrative job,
Not writing or videoing,
Not met the guy whose dog I’d walk and bath and take to Vet.
The son in Virginia I find beyond annoying,
Last night he badgered me for both sides my license,
Six he called me on my work phone,
Twice while I read,
Persistent little puss,
I answered he hung up!
So I called him right back.
Wanted to know if I got his text,
Now I would love $350 a week,
But If dear ole dad is this fricken annoyingly needed I’m thinking he can keep the job,
This time he wanted my Social Security number,
He is checking out me,
Will find nothing,
Wanted to know if I was getting his text!
I said what text?
He said one I have been sending you!
I said I was working,
Then he told me to go to my text,
I said we’re on the phone now why can you not just give whatever code to me,
He told me he runs a call many in Virginia,
I”m thinking I don’t work for him my writing and YouTube work is what I do.
Then he told me when I told he I never got his stupid code,
No I didn’t say stupid!
He told me to keep my phone with me,
I told him I’ll be gone tonight!
You know as well as I do when you write you are gone!
Well I’ll check one more time them this phone goes off,
Crap can’t do that in case one of the Iowan’s call,
NoIowans are like horses to a good deal,
Lead to water,
Still to bully headed to drink!