The neighbor bought a used lawnmower,
Neighbor paid $50 for it.
So I gave her all I had figuring she’d mow my yard,
She knows the yard then wants $10,
I think what the hell!
I ask her to buy me two cans lemonade
I promise to pay her back,
I ask what it came to,
When she had come to the car she had mentioned she could not believe it was so cheap,
Today she said. 2 cans $ $1.18,/each,
Now I owe her ,36,
I have nothing folks,
I’ll pay that with .50cents,
She tells me now she remembers the $30 I gave her when we went to supper,my lesbian friends,
Now she wants to do two loads laundry tomorrow,
I m so frickin tired paying for all the meals,
My dear old friend Florence Fitzgerald would say I was being ‘put upon!’
Wish I were busy,
Wish I felt more like not being a chump.