That is a darn good question!
Get a ticket,
Need to Pee,
Men since beginning of time p,
Yellow snow just every which way!
No line, no weight, wait,
Ladies I know got to go,
No trees,
Can not pee outside,
But P we must,some rest areas,
No TP,
No mask.
Snow unshoveled,
Clover,
Must nap.
Then go,
When possible go potty at home.,
TP or not Tee Pee.